earring retrieve
How to retrieve an earring from the drain........ first you must receive a very nice earring for your anniversary gift then you must wear them so that when you take them off over the sink one of them can bounce off of your boob and into the drain then you must gasp then your husband must say whats wrong then your husband must say "i know you didn't drop that new earring down the drain" then you must cry then words must be said that we wont repeat from both husband and wife husband will demand you not to touch earring that is hanging for life on the end of plunger that has a very small lip to hold said earring you can see it with the l e d flash light your scrapbboking grabbie thingie would grab it but you don't try because you don't want to make husband more mad if it were to fall into the p-trap then husband might try to retrieve earring and you might hear it plop down into the p-trap then you might be "directed" to clean out from under the sink *note*
