Yesterday I went on a trip. It was a short trip and it didn't take long, in fact it was over before i really knew what happened. My motions were risque especially when my dress flew up over my head exposing my granny panties.
Yes you guessed it I fell down the stairs.
I was in a rush and I think my sandal started to fall and down went the tower of pizza. (yes I know its not pizza).
So I have birthday festivities to prepare